Gaijin Smash

Co-Habitation Part II

Posted in Blog by gaijinsmashnet on May 8, 2007

So I started living with my girlfriend.
It was a really eye-opening experience for me. Y’see, there are a lot of things that guys just assume about living with girlfriends. I think one is that we’d get free and ready access to sex, whenever we wanted it. And I learned, that’s just not the case.
For all the girls in the audience, let me explain – the male sex drive is about as random as a lucky Lotto number generator. We could be sitting all alone at home, watching Tiny Toons reruns on TV, when suddenly our sex drive comes flaring up. There’s really no rhyme or reason to it at all – and don’t think it’s because we found Babs Bunny to be a hot little piece of rabbit ass (though, in her prime, she wasn’t too bad…). If said guy lives alone, thanks to the power of the internet (which is for porn), we can take care of this situation ourselves. But, we always think, “Now, wouldn’t it be nice if I had a girlfriend right here on call? No offence Mrs. Righticia Palmer, but there’s just no substitute for the real thing.” So we imagine that if our girlfriend were just there, we could turn to her and be like,
Guy: Whoa…suddenly I’m horny.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yeah. Let’s do it.
Girl: Okay, sure.
And if things were really that easy, the world would be a wonderful place, full of sunshine and flowers, where every kitchen tap poured out free Cherry Coke, and random people would just walk up to you on the street and give you money. Of course, things are never that easy. EVER. Naturally, I can’t speak for all women, but with my girlfriend at least, she seems to have three very distinct sexual stages. The first was neutral. She wasn’t particular horny, but if I did stuff – kissed here, touched there, I could jump-start the engines. The second was a stage I like to call “Siberian Tundra”. Because it really didn’t matter what I did, there was going to be no starting that fire. I’d have better luck trying to create a campfire in the middle of the Russian Wasteland, with only a book of matches, and my sweaty socks. The final stage is “Nuclear Fission”. Regarding that stage, let me share with you all a little theory that I have.


Its a well-known fact that men are, in general, hornier than women. We want it all the time. If we don’t want it, we can go from wanting it very, very easily. It doesn’t take much – see a hot girl in sexy clothing. Just thinking about something sexual in nature. Imagining our favorite female friends/celebrities naked. Imagining ourselves in awesome sexual positions (threesome!). Successfully parrying all 15 hits of Chun-Li’s kick super, then doing a jump-in combo into super for the match. Like I said, it doesn’t take a whole lot to get us guys all revved up.
However, when a woman is all fired up…her sex drive is actually stronger than that of a man’s. It’s like the difference between a cigarette lighter, and a rocket ship. Not nearly as easy, but once you get it going that shit is hot. I say this, because, of several occasions, my girlfriend has actually raped me. It mostly happens in the morning, when I wake up to find that she has gotten the party started (and is halfway finished!) while I was still asleep. And that’s always an interesting sensation. “Huh…wha…? Oh wow, this is a great dream. …Waitaminute…I’m awake. Then, that means….THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!” Fuck Folgers, THAT is the best part of waking up.
The ironic thing about my life though, is that my girlfriend’s Nuclear Fission stage lasts for roughly two weeks…one of those being her period week. …I’m not even gonna bother asking “Why God why”, cause I know – he hate me. I don’t think this kind of thing happens in other areas of my life…
Waiter: Sir, here’s your menu…
Me: Thank you.
Waiter: But don’t bother looking at it, because we’re going to bring out a juicy prime cut steak, straight from Kobe.
Me: Oh wow, cool!
Waiter: With a side of potatoes, and a nice frosty beer to go with it.
Me: Hey, even better! But, how much is this going to cost me?
Waiter: Absolutely nothing. However, we are going dump this bucket of blood over your head as you eat.
Me: …I can live with that.
Sometimes, gentlemen, you just gotta learn how to sail those Crimson Seas.
But that Siberian Tundra week (sometimes two) is always kinda hard. A lot of women just don’t understand the special needs of men, and many actually *make things worse* for the poor guy…
Guy: Hey, let’s have sex.
Girl: Sorry, not in the mood.
Guy: ……….Ok. *goes off*
Girl: …Hey! Are you jacking off! Are you watching porn?! OMG, stop that!
Guy: Why?
Girl: Why do you need that stuff? You have me.
Guy: Okay, then lets have sex.
Girl: Not in the mood.
Guy: Ok, then I’m gonna go flog the dolphin.
Girl: You do, and I’m gonna be pissed.
Guy: *cries from the depths of his soul*
Luckily, my girlfriend isn’t difficult in that regard.
Me: Let’s have sex.
Girl: Sorry, not in the mood.
Me: Okay, I’m going to go jack off then.
Girl: Have fun. What porn are you gonna watch?
Me: I dunno…something lesbian?
Girl: Okay. If you download any new straight stuff, let me know and I’ll come watch.
Fucking sweet.
It’s made even better by the fact that she hates Japanese porn almost as much as I do. Yep, she’s an American porn only girl.
Girl: I dunno, there’s something about Japanese porn that just makes it disgusting. That shit’s not sexy at all.
Me: Thank you.
Girl: American porn is much better. …Although, it doesn’t really look like sex. It looks more like….sports.
Me: That, my dear, is how non-Japanese people have sex.
Girl: Wow, the girl actually moves!
But I have learned a lot from living with my girlfriend. And yes, I do pull my share. At least, I do now. I’ve learned to look at it like a mission. You know, like Hiro Nakamura. “Save the cheerleader, save the world!” Except in my case, it’s “Clean the dishes, satisfy my penis!” Just as important.
And finally, reading the comments from the last post, there were a few girls who said that they were hornier than their boyfriends, and were sometimes sexually frustrated. For the girls who said that – can you tell me more about this Bizarro World you live in? Like, if you called a computer technical support line, do you speak to people who actually know stuff about computers? Is black licorice delicious over there? Is Avril Lavigne a talented singer? Does everyone have an evil goatee? Please, do share.

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  1. LaughingMan42 said, on May 8, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    “Sometimes, gentlemen, you just gotta learn how to sail those Crimson Seas.”
    The imagery this blogs brings to me will be with me forever…
    no mater how i try to forget.
    *wimper*

  2. _Sphynx_ said, on May 8, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    I’m crazy horney right before and during my period, too. I really have no idea why, but I’m pretty sure that most chicks are due to the estrogen or someshit like that.
    But still, yes it sucks. ><

  3. M@GOid said, on May 8, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    For parrying all 15 hits of Chun-Li’s kick super, you just need to train like Daigo does. Its easy, just try it.

  4. ProdigalPriest said, on May 8, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    [Quote]However, when a woman is all fired up…her sex drive is actually stronger than that of a man’s. It’s like the difference between a cigarette lighter, and a rocket ship. Not nearly as easy, but once you get it going that shit is hot. I say this, because, of several occasions, my girlfriend has actually raped me. It mostly happens in the morning, when I wake up to find that she has gotten the party started (and is halfway finished!) while I was still asleep. And that’s always an interesting sensation. “Huh…wha…? Oh wow, this is a great dream. …Waitaminute…I’m awake. Then, that means….THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!” Fuck Folgers, THAT is the best part of waking up.[/Quote]
    Umm…. is it even considered rape if you willingly go along with it anyway? o_0
    Heh…. sailing the crimson tide. Those are treacherous waters, my friend 😄 .

  5. Moggled said, on May 8, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    My girlfriend, also japanese, was so surprised by how American porn actually involved both sides of the party participating that she started downloading her own videos to study from.
    Anyone who dates a Japanese girl for any significant period of time needs to introduce american porn into the relationship.

  6. not a doktor said, on May 8, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    “Why God why”, cause I know – he hate me
    Nice XFL reference.

  7. Anonymous said, on May 8, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    you can swim in the lake as long as you don’t drink
    the water.

  8. Anonymous said, on May 8, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    you can swim in the lake as long as you don’t drink
    the water.

  9. Mary Catherine said, on May 8, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    “thanks to the power of the internet (which is for porn)”
    Avenue Q fan, are ya?
    I’m horny around my period too D:

  10. CrimsonSailor said, on May 8, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    Crimson Sailor reporting for duty! And I’ve also earned my combat wings! We’re in it to win it sir!
    Carry on!

  11. erojiji said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:01 am

    you think you’re the only frustrated one?
    Try being mad horny without a boyfriend during your period. I don’t care how bad it is, some things in this world are not to be touched unless absolutely necessary, although wanking is sometimes a necessity for completing my day, no lie.
    Hoorah for that double x-chromosome -.-

  12. Roger said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:12 am

    Not only is my soon to be wife hornier around her period, she is always horny, ALWAYS. I live in the bizarro world (and its great)!

  13. anton said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:53 am

    yeah man, that streetfighter game was awesome!

  14. Amanda said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:59 am

    I would be one of those girls who is almost always hornier than her boyfriend. It gets pathetic sometimes though, like I’ll almost be literally crawling on him and pawing at him going “Pleeease? I waaaant it,” and he’ll say he can’t, he’s too tired! Huh?!
    We live 60 miles apart, so we only see each other once a week, and dang it, I like to make that time count! Alas, he is not a Crimson Sailor, so I end up having to entertain myself…which just isn’t the same ’cause, like other girls here, my monthly is one of my horniest times! Fortunately, I get to take out my frustration on him the next time I see him, so it’s a win/win overall ^_^

  15. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 1:03 am

    I’ve come to the conclusion that the true trigger for males is breathing. The desire to nail something is like an affirmation of life, second only to a pulse..in some cases not second..

  16. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 1:03 am

    I’ve come to the conclusion that the true trigger for males is breathing. The desire to nail something is like an affirmation of life, second only to a pulse..in some cases not second..

  17. Kirone said, on May 9, 2007 at 2:44 am

    Meeeeh my gf also gets very horny just before her period. It made me experience something I thought never to be possible but we reached the level of me not wanting sex for the rest of that week. My brain is going idiots send some blood over here come on man this is not funny anymore.

  18. Andrew said, on May 9, 2007 at 2:58 am

    Evil goatee for the win.
    Ah the good old days where the only differences between the hero and villain (same actor) are facial hair and a sash. There has to be a sash. What else will catch the blood from the kitten they killed to prove they’re evil? Then they can complain about how they now have to wash their sash, making them that much more evil for being petty in the face of furry death.
    Better to be in your shoes now than mine. Imagine post b*tch-ex with no Moeko.

  19. Jonah Rapp said, on May 9, 2007 at 3:02 am

    I am completely not squicked out by period sex. The only thing that can stop things is when Jen hurts too much for anything beyond my going down on her. *heh* That sort of thing just seems like a part of the cycle to me. But I so dont go in for other waste products. Go fig.
    Oh, and you girls who are frustrated by being frustrated…? Yeah, give me your numbers. Im pretty much constantly hornier than twelve 17-year-old guys. 🙂

  20. Luke said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:14 am

    I don’t know about other guys, but I lost interest in sex with my then-girlfriend a little while before we broke up. She was hot and all, but I was starting to not like her, so just didn’t feel like it any more. It confused me as much as it did her.

  21. Shamie said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:41 am

    Okay, some day I want to live in Japan for a bit and teach (I’ve been planning this for a while, might be an interesting process considering taboo’s because…) I’m a lesbian. If I actually get any tail, I’ll try my best to get a hold of you. I owe you at least a picture for how much your blogs make me laugh. [Response to the “TAKE PICTURES!!!” comment by you a blog or so ago]. I’m not “butch” either, so +1 if you’re into femmes.
    And about hornyness(sp?); I keep a fucking masturbation chart because people didn’t believe me when they’d ask “How often?” and I’d say “A lot”. Now I got numbers. I never realized how fun numbers could be until I started averaging how often, how long, and all the other cool questions answerable by charting these things.
    (Az’s Note: OMGCOMETOJAPANANDTAKEPICTURES!!!!
    I think my brain just exploded from trying to wrap my head around everything in this post.)

  22. Zuuk said, on May 9, 2007 at 6:49 am

    I have a korean girlfriend, and to be honest, she’s horrible at it. Horrible. I mean, there’s the “lay there and do nothing” phase, which most asian women find preferable to doing anything, but she takes it a step further. When I try to talk dirty, or try to get any sort of response from her, she will say the same line EVERY time. Every time. That’s gotta be the biggest turnoff since tentacle porn.

  23. Ilhares said, on May 9, 2007 at 8:37 am

    Nothing wrong with a little red tide now and again – but I think most of those who get a great kick out of your updates are the same ones who would probably be more than happy to have the japanese girlfriend. Rare enough to find a woman that admits to liking porn, but one who has no issue with you enjoying it as well? That’s bonus points.

  24. Usagi said, on May 9, 2007 at 8:51 am

    erojiji should wait until her wife to be becomes her wife, I’m guessing she’ll be less horny :p
    Personally, I’ve never had a boyfriend who minded sex during my periods, even oral sex (on me, obviously). For “regular” sex, it gives some extra lubrication, which is always nice. Plus, when a girl is horny, you have to take advantage of it or you’ll be really sorry afterwards. It doesn’t happen that often for most women. We have a natural cycle, after all.
    By the way, I don’t mind my boyfriend watching porn, but only when I’m the one starring in it. He seems to prefer that too, anyways.

  25. Wayland said, on May 9, 2007 at 9:13 am

    This was funny. I enjoyed the comments about as much too.

  26. Kohaku said, on May 9, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Another one of the hornier girls. My sex drive is higher than most mens….unless I’m sick, completely exhausted (like I just walked/climbed up Mt Fuji and back…ah hell, who am I kidding, it doesnt matter)so unless I’m sick….I’m ALL for it. Do you know how sad it is to be in Nuclear Fission all most of the time and HE’S too tired or not in the mood?!?!? I lived with him, I’m supposed to be able to jump him at ALL times (unless surfing the crimson wave or sick)Being single….frustration brings on whole new meaning in Japan. dammit….what happened to the gigalos??? I feel you erojiji….I go through entirely too many batteries….
    (Az’s Note: Okay…so you have big ‘ol titties, AND you’re always in Nuclear Fission? Good God woman, it’s like you are trying to *kill* me…)

  27. Kosetsu said, on May 9, 2007 at 11:07 am

    “The Internet is for PORN!
    The Internet is for PORN!
    Grab your dick
    and double-click
    for PORN, PORN, PORN!!!”
    Ah, Avenue Q.
    And I feel for you, Az – these comments are blowing my mind as well. o_O; You should start making more posts about how women aren’t as horny as men.

  28. Caged Penguin said, on May 9, 2007 at 11:39 am

    Curtis Cage Returns!
    Az, big ‘ol titties .. DUDE! it’s Tig ‘Ol Bitties!!!!
    But yeah dude, feel lucky you found one of those middle of the road chicks.
    problem with chicks being nuclear reactor mode all the time is, if you can’t give it to them when they want it a few times … they will find someone who can.
    Had me an italian, sexy little thing, loved having it during that special week too.
    sometimes work would wear me out a bit and I just couldn’t get enough blood from my tired brain to give to the cause.
    a few times of that and the next time I hit the keylogger and she’s already cybering some dude and making plans for real life meets.
    so fuck bizarro world, those chicks are the wrong ones and the ones who would/could be loyal despite such sexual drive are far and few between
    (had a latin the same way, same deal where *I* was the one used for cheating and lets not get me going on my teenage days with the neighborhood MILFS/MIDF)
    a ho don’t know shes a ho till she finally looking at deaths door

  29. Myrthe said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    My ex never wanted to have sex. It was frustrating, because he SAID he wanted to do it, but when I wanted to “get it on”, he just started watching tv or something. How stupid is that.
    Oh well, I can download gayporn or something so it’s not *that* bad.

  30. TheBigO said, on May 9, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Az, you’re going to love this one:
    Maybe I’m a little obsessive-compulsive, but when I was a teenager, I decided to do what has since become an annual ritual. I gave myself the number of Big O’s (in one sitting) corresponding to my age…It all started as a little challenge to myself, and over the years, it has become somewhat of a legend among me and my partners. Every year on my birthday, I add one more Big O! I gradually work up to the magical number by “practicing” throughout the preceding year…no horniness cycle here…There were times when I’d challenge my partner to meet or beat (no pun intended) my number, but so far…I’m the Big O Queen! My birthday is next month, and I’ve been gearing up for it. Wish me luck; I’ll be turning 43.

  31. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Could someone please explain me why if your girlfriend rapes you it is great, but if it is the other way around you end up in jail? Is is an hormonal thing? A size thing (since women are on average smaller)? or are the people in the bizarro world already sending emails to Azrael advocating him to press charges as soon as posible? O_o;

  32. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Could someone please explain me why if your girlfriend rapes you it is great, but if it is the other way around you end up in jail? Is is an hormonal thing? A size thing (since women are on average smaller)? or are the people in the bizarro world already sending emails to Azrael advocating him to press charges as soon as posible? O_o;

  33. Jonci said, on May 9, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Note to self: Bring porn when going to Japan.

  34. Az's Penis said, on May 9, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    You know what? Sometimes I like sleeping in. But no, oh noooo…’she’ has to wake me up and expect me to perform.
    Don’t get me wrong, I like it? But lemme sleep in once in awhile.
    And fuck the Tundra, seriously Jeff.

  35. Jade said, on May 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    Add me to the list of constantly horny girls. My boyfriend lives over a hundred miles away and I only see him every couple of weeks, so on those weekends it’s sex, sex, sex!
    And luckily for him, due to my birth control I only get my period four times a year. Thank heavens for that pill.

  36. Tmoo said, on May 9, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    sweet. maybe when i become 20+ years old women will work that way – for now most are just plain bitchy.

  37. Cyven said, on May 9, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    You know… it could be worse…
    I have a gf who indeed gets horny a lot quicker than I do and all I have to do to get her in the mood is simply say 3 words.
    However, this blessing comes with a curse, I live in Europe while she lives in the US >_O

  38. ShadowCell said, on May 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    It’s awesome here in Bizarro World. Over here, Michael Jackson lives in a nice townhouse, he doesn’t have children sleeping over all the time, he doesn’t have a freaking zoo in his backyard, and he doesn’t take vacations in Bahrain after his acquittal in child molestation charges.
    Also, he’s still black.

  39. Fitz said, on May 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Seems your girl is polarized when it comes to hornyness, either completely off or completely on, no middle ground to work with. Trust me it sucks lol. Iunno if this works for anyone else, but it seems to me if you remind your girl friend of say, supper happy sex fun days, like the next week while they’re frosty, they’ll think about it, and remember its goooood. Then if you leave them to their own devices, they can make them selves horny and they’ll come around.
    PS: This is for Az, I checked the wiki for ‘I am a Japanese School Teacher’. I know you usually dont mention either your name or the names of the people in your stories – which i think is very professional of you – so i thought i’d mention that the wiki has your name in it. ( i assume they didnt just make one up ) Just thought i’d mention it.

  40. Masa the Masta said, on May 9, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    I always liked your writing pertaining to the differences in guys, girls, and everything in between. (pun intended)
    Your old “Death of a Nice guy” or whatever they were titled were good man, and it’s very similar to PUA thinking, which made me curious about you in the first place.
    Cheers, from your old fans at OP9.
    – Masa

  41. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Our computer tech-support seems to know what they’re talking about here; Black licorice is always delicious; Avril Lavigne might be a hack, but we don’t see her as a talentless hack; And I have a contagious goatee. After I grew one, two other people also decided to grow one. And I seem to have been let into some unspoken pact between the goateed people of the country.
    I still get no tail. Perhaps it is me, or perhaps the logic of the female sex drive tracends that of bizzaro land logic.

  42. Anonymous said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Our computer tech-support seems to know what they’re talking about here; Black licorice is always delicious; Avril Lavigne might be a hack, but we don’t see her as a talentless hack; And I have a contagious goatee. After I grew one, two other people also decided to grow one. And I seem to have been let into some unspoken pact between the goateed people of the country.
    I still get no tail. Perhaps it is me, or perhaps the logic of the female sex drive tracends that of bizzaro land logic.

  43. Ben said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    It just makes sense that you’d be a fan of Heroes, how do you get it over there?

  44. Blinky said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    This is very educational for me. I guess the age old “treat women like they’re above you” chat you got from your mom is finally just croaking on ya.
    It’s a good thing I’m blind and won’t be able to see it when the time comes… but you can smell blood a mile away… ah well.

  45. rubbav1 said, on May 9, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    sometimes my gf scares me when she gets to horny. she starts dry humping me. i feel so violated. This site, nuklearpower, and CTRLALTDEL is the only time I can get away from her thank you
    Pissy mode off.
    Then I trip her over my knee and spank that ass. Some of her footprints on the ceiling and breakanew chair. And just because the river is closed doesn’t mean the raft ride is broken and ass and mouth is nice too.

  46. Jen said, on May 9, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Ha, yeah, it’s gotta be a hormonal thing, cuz I get real horny just the week before my period and during that week too. And then it goes away right after those two weeks. If I were you, Az, I’d start learning her cycle so you’re rarin’ to go when she is!

  47. celestial-salamander said, on May 9, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    “Sometimes, gentlemen, you just gotta learn how to sail those Crimson Seas.” do you mean you…? when she was…? EWWWWWW!!! is the even.. even EWWWW!!!
    “you can swim in the lake as long as you don’t drink
    the water.”
    EWWWW!! don’t even…like… with…. if you want to drink someone’s blood cut there wrists or something. it might be a little sadomasochistic and if you’ve not carfull you might be stuck with a corps. but at least it’s not completely gross.

  48. Nils said, on May 9, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    My last girlfriend was constantly horny, and most of the time even hornier than me. Sometimes we could have sex five or six times a day when we didn’t have anything else to do – and she still begged for more, even when I was totally exhausted!
    Well, since both of us were bisexual, and since we had the same taste both in women and in men (she likes the same porn that I do), we started having threesomes with both boys and girls, until one day, we met a boy who was hornier than me, who actually matched her level of libido. Since he was very cute, and I wanted his dick as much as I wanted my girlfriend’s pussy, we stuck together for a month – until I just couldn’t keep up with their level of sexual performance anymore, and the girl told me she loved him more than me. 😦
    Well, they’re still together, and I still like them. Somehow we managed to stay friends. But since I’m not really into casual sex, I haven’t had much dick or pussy in the meantime…

  49. Brad said, on May 10, 2007 at 12:59 am

    Your XFL reference did not go unnoticed, sir. Well-played.

  50. aL said, on May 10, 2007 at 1:17 am

    I once lived with an ex bf who WASN’T horny at all. But then he did come out as gay later so I Guess that makes all the difference. HAHA. Oh burn on me.

  51. willow said, on May 10, 2007 at 6:42 am

    Just wondering:
    evil goatee…??
    Was that by any chance a reference to PvP online?
    If not, I strongly suggest you read it (online comic – majorly video game related).
    It has some of the best geek references I’ve read (except here of course).

  52. Shinkada said, on May 10, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Don’t worry Az, the whole Nuclear-Fission-during-period thing is natural. I’m yet to meet a woman who doesn’t turn into a slavering sex-crazed beast during those days. I’m guessing it’s something to do with some kind of primal heat stages; I mean it makes sense, sex drive flares when reproduction is possible. Which also explains the male’s permanent heat. Damn, I should be a scientist or something.
    I know what you mean though. My God, I’ve never been more turned on than when I beat the final boss of God Hand on Hard Mode without resorting to YMK spam. 😄

  53. Mako said, on May 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Yes, everyone does have an evil goatee in this strange world of Hornier Than Boyfriend.
    Also, newborn kittens are disgustingly ugly. :\

  54. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    It ceases being rape the moment you say you enjoy it.

  55. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    It ceases being rape the moment you say you enjoy it.

  56. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    I have earned my Red Wings, and I would do it again. And yes, celestial-salamander, by Red Wings, I do indeed mean that I ate the burger.
    and the girls getting horny right before and during their periods? true for my gf, it’s the most reliable timing I have, I look forward to it.

  57. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    I have earned my Red Wings, and I would do it again. And yes, celestial-salamander, by Red Wings, I do indeed mean that I ate the burger.
    and the girls getting horny right before and during their periods? true for my gf, it’s the most reliable timing I have, I look forward to it.

  58. Jenna said, on May 10, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    I don’t see what’s so gross about period sex. Even if my bf and I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks, he still refuses period week… and that’s my nuclear fission week 😦

  59. Jenna said, on May 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    btw for those who asked in the comments, evil gotee was a reference to Star Trek… anything else is just copying ST TOS. Actually I think xmen did the evil gotee thing too…
    (Az’s Note: YES! Someone finally gets it! You get the gold star.)

  60. Karl Speer said, on May 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Hey, this is just another avid GaijinSmash reader. Several things of note:
    1) Kudos for the Avenue Q reference. I just saw the show on Broadway recently, and I couldn’t help but laugh the entire time, even though I’d listened to the soundtrack multiple times beforehand.
    2) Girls, are you constantly horny? Boyfriend not satisfying, or not getting any from guys at all? Karl is here to help! Available 24/7, anytime, anywhere. ^-^ Because I can almost 100% bet you that I will out-horny you. Even during Crimson week. Seriously. You haven’t met Horny until you see how resilient Squirmin’ Herman the One-Eyed German is.
    P.S. – the name is in jest. I don’t seriously name it. That’s just…. a sad thing to do. 😄

  61. Anonymoose said, on May 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    At least you have a girlfriend. Not to mention one that has sex with you. Some of us don’t have shit. Oh well, I’m gonna fap to some guro and loli. *fap* *fap* *fap*
    P.S. I’m not bitter. Seriously. I’m not.

  62. Chelsea said, on May 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Ahh, Az, I enjoy your writing so much.
    And I too live in Bizarro World. It’s a sad, lonely place where everyone does indeed have evil goatees (mine is very sexy). How can a guy be “too tired” for sex, especially after not seeing his gf for weeks? I don’t understand! Especially since he’s usually on the bottom and not doing as much work. Grrr. So, I feel for you, Az.

  63. Sierlea said, on May 10, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    -Its a well-known fact that men are, in general, hornier than women.-
    I’ll believe that when we have the technology to swap back and forth and can actually test it 😉
    There’s some social stuff that tries to pin sex on guys alone but a lot of it is from outdated views and sexdrive varies a lot anyway.

  64. Colin said, on May 10, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Damn, I’m a couple hours late on the acknowledgement of the Star Trek reference (although the fact that I even feel disappointed I wasn’t the first to acknowledge a Star Trek reference just made me die a little inside). It’s been parodied by South Park also, actually.
    I think my favorite thing about your posts, Az, is all of the obscure references you throw in that wouldn’t make any sense to anyone outside of our generation. The XFL, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Avenue Q…just a long, long list of things. For that and for everything else you’ve brought into our lives, I salute you, Az.
    Also, I just wrote a significant 400-level history paper and cited you in it (specifically the “Bobby” article). I just thought you might find it interesting that you’re now being used as a primary source for scholarly research papers.

  65. Colin said, on May 10, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    Oh, I also cited the example of the kid who shaved fake cornrows into his head as a prime example of the Japanese infatuation (and complete inability to understand) American hip-hop culture.

  66. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    It’s normal for women to be especially horny right before their periods–if you think about it, that’s when they’re the most fertile. It’s evolution in action. Doesn’t explain the *during the period* horniness, but having an orgasm helps relieve cramps, so that might be part of it.

  67. Anonymous said, on May 10, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    It’s normal for women to be especially horny right before their periods–if you think about it, that’s when they’re the most fertile. It’s evolution in action. Doesn’t explain the *during the period* horniness, but having an orgasm helps relieve cramps, so that might be part of it.

  68. Colin said, on May 10, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    Chelsea,
    What the hell kind of men are you and the other women who’ve posted talking about? I don’t care if I’ve just run a marathon followed by playing 48 minutes of basketball followed by 100 laps in an Olympic-sized pool; if I’m conscious, I’m never “too tired,” especially when I haven’t seen the girl for weeks.
    Wait…is your boyfriend in a coma? Because that could explain it. Otherwise, I’m confused.
    (Az’s Note: Agreed. Remember when I broke my collarbone? Yep, still had sex. This “too tired for sex” thing is just completely alien to me.)

  69. Colin said, on May 10, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Az,
    The most incredible part of what these women are saying, to me, is the fact that I’m not in stellar physical condition or anything. I’m just incapable of turning down sex because of physical exhaustion. I mean, I’m not entirely roly poly, so maybe that could explain it. For the women who’ve posted here, are you dating men who are upwards of 275 lbs?
    Alright, I’ve commented way too many times on this one post. I should shut up now.

  70. Shinohara said, on May 10, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    I can sort-of understand the too-tired thing. My wife would often wear me out when we were first dating, she was freshly de-virginized and we were often going at it 7 times a day or more. Eventually the little guy just insists on a nap. Didn’t stop me from trying or doing other things though.

  71. Amega said, on May 11, 2007 at 12:42 am

    I’ve fucked guys raw before. I’m sorry, but I’m in nuclear fission pretty much all the time. I have worn out the mechanical parts of vibrators. Men, you may be horny, but you just cannot compete with a woman who wants the cock.

  72. Kimmykat said, on May 11, 2007 at 2:35 am

    I definately have a higher libido than my Boyfriend. My sex drive also depends a lot upon my weight. When I’m in shape, I’m always ready, if I eat a lot or put on a few pounds then it drops like a rock. I’m leaving Japan in a week and going home to my BF, so I’ve been pretty much starving myself lately…in preparation : ) (AND when I get there I’ll do most the cooking and cleaning, because living with a guy is the only impetus that drives me to actually keep the house clean and cook meals. When I’m living by myself and there is no one around to take care of, I get lazy)
    For me not being in the mood means that I don’t initiate sex. Even if I’m not in the mood, its REALLY easy to get into once he’s made advances on me (maybe its because I really like being pursued or something).I would feel so guilty saying no to sex…and why WOULD anyone?!! The need for sex is second only to the need for food!! Life with not enough sex is like life with bland food. The way I see it is, if one of us is just way too tired, (if he’s had a hard day at work for example) then the other one who wants it should do most of the work. Seems like a fair trade. And about the whole ‘Crimson Tide’ thing, shower sex is great for that…but blowjobs are the best solution, I think.

  73. Karisu said, on May 11, 2007 at 10:32 am

    I’m probably the only male on the planet who actively dislikes sex. I just don’t get what’s suppose to be so good about it. I wasn’t always that way, but now (I’m 26) I’ve lost pretty much all interest in sex.
    I think everyone blows it way out of proportion >.>

  74. SP said, on May 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    What the hell are you talking about Japanese porn isnt good?! 60Gb of my hard drive begs to differ! Just cause you watched a few shit japanese porno’s, you dont need to brand the whole genre as lame. Ive seen some awful american porno, does that mean all american porn blows goats? No.

  75. Anonymous said, on May 11, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    Guys tire out much more easily, especially if you like your sex sports on the active side.
    Him: Whoo! That was great! I’m just going to lie here… a bit…
    Me: Let’s go again! Let’s go again!
    Him: Uh… give me a couple hours.
    Just the way we’re wired. Girls don’t get wiped out, and on the rare occasions we do, we’re usually fine again in a couple of minutes. The vast majority of the male gender loves the *idea* of sex 5 times a day (like sex with 2 girls at once) but gets a sort of drained, worn out look after a few days of it.
    Here’s a tip for you: lots of sex during the hot and neutral periods prolongs them. Once you stop thinking about sex as much, it’s easier to slip into neutral and cold.

  76. Anonymous said, on May 11, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    Guys tire out much more easily, especially if you like your sex sports on the active side.
    Him: Whoo! That was great! I’m just going to lie here… a bit…
    Me: Let’s go again! Let’s go again!
    Him: Uh… give me a couple hours.
    Just the way we’re wired. Girls don’t get wiped out, and on the rare occasions we do, we’re usually fine again in a couple of minutes. The vast majority of the male gender loves the *idea* of sex 5 times a day (like sex with 2 girls at once) but gets a sort of drained, worn out look after a few days of it.
    Here’s a tip for you: lots of sex during the hot and neutral periods prolongs them. Once you stop thinking about sex as much, it’s easier to slip into neutral and cold.

  77. Ravnos said, on May 11, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Rag Bull: It gives you wings!
    Joking aside, women are most horny before their periods because that’s when conception is at its most likely. Their bodies are telling them to get pregnant, even if their minds are saying “no babies plz.”
    Also, I thought it was a Spike Lee reference (“She Hate Me”). I didn’t even know people watched the XFL.

  78. The Basque lady said, on May 11, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    Ummm… no. People are blowing into proportion that the period is actually an important part of a women’s reproductive cycle.
    Just think for a second. What a woman is eliminating are skin cells from her uterus designed to maintain a fetus, the cells are mixed with blood. In 5 days a woman loses almost a half a cup of blood, wipes her system of hormones and comes back at zero to start a new cycle.
    Now, if a woman was fertile 1 day before her expected period date, why in the hell would nature make the uterus unfit for an embryo?
    That’s because we AREN’T fertile before our period!!! We’re as unfertile as a castrated dog 5 days before, during and up to 10 days after the first day our period began. The last 7 days or so we are potentially pregnant.
    It’s called ovulation and it’s at day 14 of our 28 daily cycle. TWO WEEKS before our period!!! Day 14 if when our Estrogen levels is at our highest and it’s when an ova is freed into the falopian tubes. If a sperm doesn’t fertilize it in 3 days, the cell dies and our bodies reabsorbe it.
    Meanwhile for the week before our period, the ovarium changes it’s structure and the area where the latest ova broke a hole in our ovarium turns yellow and becomes a lutheim body which is designed to both heal the wound and to produce hormones that are supposed to maintain a pregnancy until the fetus’s placenta is formed and can produce it’s ow hormones.
    Estrogen levels drop, Progesterone goes up and LH hormone goes up during this final week. Then after a few days when it looks obvious the ova cell died, hormone levels drop to zero causing complex physical and emotional reactions: PMS syndrome… and in some cases upped sex drive.
    Just a few days ago I was both pissed at nothing AND horny. Now I’m just horny. The thing that scares me about the idea of having sex during my days (not that I’ve ever done it with someone else yet) is that sex during those days of the month increases the risk of getting endometriosis. The disease drops your fertility and increases your risk for endometrium cancer. Though I must agree it’s days like this when I don’t feel like an ice cube!!

  79. Oberoten said, on May 12, 2007 at 5:52 am

    I am one of those LUCKY bastards, not only do I have a goatee, I also have a girlfriend who’s libido is every bit as strong as mine, a bit stronger during her period… but then again, nothing gets my fusion going like a jumpstart jolt, eh?
    … seriously though, nothing relieves menstrual cramps for her like getting off. Which well, even if I’d be tired that is one thing I am happy to help her with. It tends to pay off in the long run. (AKA the old : Spoil her rotten and she’ll never look at another male… now other females… well, she does THAT… But I can live with that. )

  80. Karl Speer said, on May 12, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    Shinohara,
    I refer to back to my comment. I know plenty of guys who have not been fucked raw, but have participated in “self-stimulation” until they were so raw it bled–and still continued. They aren’t masochistic (as far as I know), nor do they have some odd fetish for bleeding penises (again, as far as I know). However, pain is but a small attempt to prevent a guy from sex. How does “too tired” ever manage to stop a guy? My personal opinion is that if this excuse comes up, either the man is gay and doesn’t want to tell you, or he is having a magnificent guilt trip because he just realized he has HIV and is too afraid to tell you. I’d bet on the former, as some (if not most) guys might still pursue sex in spite of the letter reason (with adequate protection, prevention, etc…. most of the time).

  81. Ann said, on May 13, 2007 at 12:35 am

    Nuclear fission during period week? Trust me, this is just as frustrating for us ladies. Probably more so.

  82. lara said, on May 13, 2007 at 2:11 am

    Seriously, where are all these ridiculously horny bizarro women coming from? I thought I had a normal female sex drive. After reading some of these comments, I just feel inadequate. :/

  83. TheRafa06 said, on May 13, 2007 at 6:53 am

    Ha ha! Amazing piece of writing! Kudos for the Avenue Q reference!
    But seriously, you need to write more. Tucker Max has about 50 stories, whereas you have only 2.5.
    Domo, Gaijin-san.

  84. Chȯ-Gaijin said, on May 13, 2007 at 7:13 am

    [Quote]However, when a woman is all fired up…her sex drive is actually stronger than that of a man’s. It’s like the difference between a cigarette lighter, and a rocket ship. Not nearly as easy, but once you get it going that shit is hot. I say this, because, of several occasions, my girlfriend has actually raped me. It mostly happens in the morning, when I wake up to find that she has gotten the party started (and is halfway finished!) while I was still asleep. And that’s always an interesting sensation. “Huh…wha…? Oh wow, this is a great dream. …Waitaminute…I’m awake. Then, that means….THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!” Fuck Folgers, THAT is the best part of waking up.[/Quote]
    Umm…. is it even considered rape if you willingly go along with it anyway? o_0
    Heh…. sailing the crimson tide. Those are treacherous waters, my friend 😄 .
    Posted by: ProdigalPriest at May 8, 2007 10:23 PM
    —-
    It’s “Concentual Rape” as I call it. (Yes, that’s a new word, from the book of CG) Though it can be quite fun, it’s still rape. 😛
    ~CG

  85. Chȯ-Gaijin said, on May 13, 2007 at 7:28 am

    nor do they have some odd fetish for bleeding penises (again, as far as I know).
    Posted by: Karl Speer at May 12, 2007 06:16 PM
    —-
    Err… Octopus? (sry, Az… had to do it XD)

  86. Erin said, on May 13, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    I’ve NEVER had a boyfriend who was hornier than me for any significant period of time…
    And your girlfriend sounds sweet. 😉 i’m glad it’s working out well for you guys

  87. Anonymous said, on May 15, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Hmm, my boyfriend doesn’t mind period sex that much, but oral during that time creeps us both out. As for sex during that time, I usually wash that area well beforehand. I’m not sure about other girls, but my period usually stops for a bit during the action, so there’s not much mess if any. Maybe I’m an isolated case, though.
    I can relate to the morning thing. Something about waking up next to the person you love.

  88. Anonymous said, on May 15, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Hmm, my boyfriend doesn’t mind period sex that much, but oral during that time creeps us both out. As for sex during that time, I usually wash that area well beforehand. I’m not sure about other girls, but my period usually stops for a bit during the action, so there’s not much mess if any. Maybe I’m an isolated case, though.
    I can relate to the morning thing. Something about waking up next to the person you love.

  89. Anonymous said, on May 15, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    I think men tire of sex more easily than women. Women may not want it 24/7, but when we want it, we want it damnit!
    I don’t know about anonymous, but most men’s libido’s seem to only last one or two times at the most in one session. After that, they’re tired. It’s a biological thing, though. The little guy gets all that blood rushed to it and afterwards it rushes back out, creating a tired feeling.
    Personally I’ve never held it against my guy if he got tired afterwards. To suggest that he’s gay, has an STD, or just doesn’t want it if he gets tired after the first round is pretty illogical. Anonymous must have a penis of steel, because almost all my fellow female friends that are in a relationship have often said how they wish their guy could keep it going longer when they’re in the mood.

  90. Anonymous said, on May 15, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    I think men tire of sex more easily than women. Women may not want it 24/7, but when we want it, we want it damnit!
    I don’t know about anonymous, but most men’s libido’s seem to only last one or two times at the most in one session. After that, they’re tired. It’s a biological thing, though. The little guy gets all that blood rushed to it and afterwards it rushes back out, creating a tired feeling.
    Personally I’ve never held it against my guy if he got tired afterwards. To suggest that he’s gay, has an STD, or just doesn’t want it if he gets tired after the first round is pretty illogical. Anonymous must have a penis of steel, because almost all my fellow female friends that are in a relationship have often said how they wish their guy could keep it going longer when they’re in the mood.

  91. The Real Anonymous said, on May 16, 2007 at 10:22 am

    It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex…
    Anyway, I’m yet another female living in Bizarro world. The last two b/f’s I had seemed completely devoid of sexual hormones. I’ve never been more sexually frustrated in my life.

  92. yugao said, on May 16, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    the last boyfriend I had who was hornier than I was thought he had some right to sex. seriously! i’d be like “fuck you, I’m not in the mood, go screw the goddamn dog or something,” and he’d be like, “no, baby, baby, you can’t do this to me – you’re my girlfriend!” and then he’d just WHINE. the last I heard of him, he was getting picked up by the police for rape. I guess he never did learn that no meant no.
    anyway, for some reason, ever since, I’ve been plagued with guys who can’t quite keep up and girls who never want to stop. which brings me to my last small comment – the tiredness. I once had a boyfriend who used that excuse on me all the time – “I can’t, baby, I’m too tired!” needless to say, from my experiences with T (transmen as well as bio), I basically found no reason to believe him and figured he was just being a cunt. well, my current girlfriend really, really likes the cock, but unfortunately, she’s a lesbian, which means that I have to use (shudder!) plastic purple dicks. Yup, strap-ons. now, I don’t exactly have the best upper arm strength anyway, but goddamn, after my first two hours trying to hit it right in missionary, I was ready to give out fucking awards to the guys of my world!

  93. anonchick said, on May 16, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    Bizarro world seems overly crowded now… And yes, I did have to stop reading this page to finish some business. Jeez, you people are going to ruin me for my bf’s dirty talk…

  94. Saint Sinner said, on May 17, 2007 at 1:59 am

    OK I’m a guy….
    The secret to guy super sex libido is in there sexual activity before any relationships. Before they end up with a steady gf guys are whacking it all the time. Thats good for practice and sanity. The problem is guys get into a pattern of whacking it once or twice at the end of the night then riding the endorphin rush to sleep. Guys cant spend all night whacking it because they would loose their jobs or fail school.
    Now when your boyfriend was 18 he could do it 6 times a day until the pain starts setting in or his dick would fall off. Once he gets a little older, works more, gets stressed out, he ends up only needing that one endorphin rush to get to bed. I hear girls complaining about this as low sex drive when really this is just practical for the guys cycle (get up -> work -> sex -> bed). Even though most guys would like (get up -> sex -> sex -> sex -> bed)
    Now if girls want their boyfriend to go 6 times a day, do it early, on a day off and make sure he isn’t stressed out about anything. Some guys can get rid of their stress through sex, but sometimes this is not the case. Or you could always go for a 18 year old that doesn’t last too long.
    No need to thank me.

  95. garin said, on May 17, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    heh, i am flat lucky i guess. i am a guy and my wife and i still do it like it was the first day we met, even though we been together for like 10 years and we are still young, with young being before 30 lol but she is bi, loves anal, and loves to swallow and has large breasts. she loves anime and video games as much as i do, hell, she is better than me at alot of games. we don’t really watch alot of porn though cuz its boring. she and i have had the internet since we started dating, and we have both seen so much porn, prolly me more so than her that i am desensitized to it. as for the crimson seas, those are easily sailed in a nice shower setting, with one of those large garden tubs ^_^ and i gotta say, i don’t really see a point to porn in japan lol, except for hentai movies which actually offer something different. sadly…..i collect hentai movies /cry but my wife is cool with it and watches it with me.

  96. Ah-ma-nee said, on May 20, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Haha, the horny cycle. It’s exactly how you say, especially when you don’t have a guy there with you. But in the beginning of the period, it’s so hard to stop being horny, but when I start getting that feeling, the sudden cramp of DOOM kills me. It’s terrible.
    I always wanted to do a guy while he’s sleeping… I think I’ll do that next time. xD

  97. Anonymous said, on May 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    I love sex so much. I have never once turned my fiance down (without good reason, such as lack of condom or me throwing my birth control up because it made me sick), but he has turned me down plenty of times. Always after at least one round, but still. Even if the sex was mostly positions where I did most of the work, he’d get tired and want to sleep. Oh man, but about a week every month he gets his man period. It is a beautiful thing, only time he can actually outlast me. During that time we can do oral, vaginal, and anal and he’ll still be wanting more, and he’ll want it kinky.

  98. Anonymous said, on May 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    I love sex so much. I have never once turned my fiance down (without good reason, such as lack of condom or me throwing my birth control up because it made me sick), but he has turned me down plenty of times. Always after at least one round, but still. Even if the sex was mostly positions where I did most of the work, he’d get tired and want to sleep. Oh man, but about a week every month he gets his man period. It is a beautiful thing, only time he can actually outlast me. During that time we can do oral, vaginal, and anal and he’ll still be wanting more, and he’ll want it kinky.

  99. Tassia said, on May 28, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    I find I generally have a more active sex drive than my boyfriend, but I have World of Warcraft to thank for that, and yes, we do both play. It drains his libido for some reason, though. 😦
    I’m convinced I have the inner-workings of a man. I watch porn, I masturbate often, and it takes almost nothing to get me going. Unfortunately, when you live with the same person for (2 and a half years) a while, they novelty of having sex readily available to you all the time really wears off. I often say we should just get married, since we already have as much sex as a married couple with children. Sigh.
    For the record, there are no evil goatees, Avril Lavigne is a horrible singer (and I’m Canadian too), and tech support is anything but.

  100. Anonymous said, on May 31, 2007 at 6:45 am

    See, I can relate to some of the other girls saying that they have a really high sex drive. And as someone else said, it’s *very* hard not having a boyfriend or to have a boy with less of a sex drive than you do.
    While most guys seem to complain that their girlfriends don’t give them enough sex, a lot of boys complain that I tire them out sexually (and this is just from mere conversations! I’m a virgin for chrissakes!)
    Basically I’m also the sort of girl who gets super horny on her period and would never turn down the offer even if I wasn’t particularly in the mood, because I can usually get in the mood if I want to. At the very least, I will accept the attempt. I would never flat-out refuse.
    So needless to say whenever I read about women like, “Eh, I’m not in the mood. Porn is gross!” I have to wonder about them because it’s so completely opposite of how I am. It makes me want to steal their boyfriends and show them what kind of women they should actually be looking for in life.

  101. Anonymous said, on May 31, 2007 at 6:45 am

    See, I can relate to some of the other girls saying that they have a really high sex drive. And as someone else said, it’s *very* hard not having a boyfriend or to have a boy with less of a sex drive than you do.
    While most guys seem to complain that their girlfriends don’t give them enough sex, a lot of boys complain that I tire them out sexually (and this is just from mere conversations! I’m a virgin for chrissakes!)
    Basically I’m also the sort of girl who gets super horny on her period and would never turn down the offer even if I wasn’t particularly in the mood, because I can usually get in the mood if I want to. At the very least, I will accept the attempt. I would never flat-out refuse.
    So needless to say whenever I read about women like, “Eh, I’m not in the mood. Porn is gross!” I have to wonder about them because it’s so completely opposite of how I am. It makes me want to steal their boyfriends and show them what kind of women they should actually be looking for in life.

  102. Anonymous said, on May 31, 2007 at 6:47 am

    See, I can relate to some of the other girls saying that they have a really high sex drive. And as someone else said, it’s *very* hard not having a boyfriend or to have a boy with less of a sex drive than you do.
    While most guys seem to complain that their girlfriends don’t give them enough sex, a lot of boys complain that I tire them out sexually (and this is just from mere conversations! I’m a virgin for chrissakes!)
    Basically I’m also the sort of girl who gets super horny on her period and would never turn down the offer even if I wasn’t particularly in the mood, because I can usually get in the mood if I want to. At the very least, I will accept the attempt. I would never flat-out refuse.
    So needless to say whenever I read about women like, “Eh, I’m not in the mood. Porn is gross!” I have to wonder about them because it’s so completely opposite of how I am. It makes me want to steal their boyfriends and show them what kind of women they should actually be looking for in life.

  103. Anonymous said, on May 31, 2007 at 6:47 am

    See, I can relate to some of the other girls saying that they have a really high sex drive. And as someone else said, it’s *very* hard not having a boyfriend or to have a boy with less of a sex drive than you do.
    While most guys seem to complain that their girlfriends don’t give them enough sex, a lot of boys complain that I tire them out sexually (and this is just from mere conversations! I’m a virgin for chrissakes!)
    Basically I’m also the sort of girl who gets super horny on her period and would never turn down the offer even if I wasn’t particularly in the mood, because I can usually get in the mood if I want to. At the very least, I will accept the attempt. I would never flat-out refuse.
    So needless to say whenever I read about women like, “Eh, I’m not in the mood. Porn is gross!” I have to wonder about them because it’s so completely opposite of how I am. It makes me want to steal their boyfriends and show them what kind of women they should actually be looking for in life.

  104. Deganveran said, on June 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    The reason girls are so horny during their period is because its evolutionary biology. During a girls period she is most fertile so having sex then results in a higher chance of pregnancy which results in more offspirng which is a better genetic trademark.
    Well, you dont have to understand aerodynamics to enjoy a plane ride.

  105. Aaml4everfc said, on June 30, 2007 at 12:09 am

    You know despite the fact there is more than just a lil bit of incest innuendo in Heroes (talking about Peter and Clair) I´m really surprised that you´ve been able to keep up with things going on in the good ol´US of A.

  106. the only black woman to ever want to go to japan said, on June 30, 2007 at 8:23 am

    Ladies,
    If your significant other is telling you he or she iss ‘too tired’ it *could* mean ‘Thanks, but I just got some before I came over’. This especially goes for the long distance relationships. I’m not trying to scare you guys, but it is a warning sign of a cheating lover.
    TO AZ:
    How many black women have you seen in Japan? I’m really worried that I’m going to stick out like a sore thumb, and with all the racial stereotypes (thank you MTV) I’m afraid I’ll be treated poorly.

  107. andre said, on July 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    I know this is all biology and stuff. But I still had to throw up after reading this post. I had no idea this actually happens. Wow, what brave men we have today lol.

  108. Nick said, on July 9, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Jeff Foxworthy once likened the female sex drive to a Diesel engine. It takes a while to start up..but once it does…it goes for a long..long..loooong time.

  109. April said, on August 5, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    I’m never, ever horny at all during my period, I always feel like complete crap (but muwaha, no PMS). Blowjobs I will do, though (and according to all my past boyfriends, I give the absolutely best blowjobs God has ever gifted a girl the ability to give).
    I’m never really up to it unless I’m with my boyfriend or talking to him. I barely have any sex drive otherwise, I need to be with him to get started up. I have sex with him when I can (once a week-ish, I don’t get to be with him too much). It makes me think of when we start living with eachother… I don’t know if I’ll be able to get off of him. I hope he doesn’t mind ^^.
    Wonderful archives, by the way, your stuff is really worthwhile to read.

  110. Ceri Cat said, on September 28, 2007 at 1:13 am

    It’s pretty normal and hormonal for females to be hornier during their periods, and immediately before and after. I’m sure somewhere in those comments someone touched on the whys better than I feel equipped to.
    I ever meet a girl who is hornier than me… I think we’ll have to discuss going into prostitution or porn together since I don’t think it’d be physically possible for a single person to satisfy her every day or me for that matter if she was having a bad day.

  111. Jonesy said, on October 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    I must be lucky, both my current gf (soon to be fiance) and previous gf who i lived with for 3.5 years have been the same in this respect. They want(wanted) me all the time and would jump me all the time. If I want sex all I have to do is whip it out and put it in. Sadly Ive never gotten the wake-up sex as I’m an extremely light sleeper. What was a blessing in sleepover camp is a curse in adulthood *sigh*. Oh and they both would beg me to give them the midnight wake-up rape treatment. I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone who didnt want me constantly and wouldnt provide me with sex at the drop of a hat … even if we’d been together for more than 4 years. I guess I’m just lucky, or maybe you’re very unlucky, oh, wait, we know the answer to that one, you ARE very unlucky.

  112. Anonymous said, on November 6, 2007 at 3:50 am

    successfully parrying all 15 hits of chun-li’s super gets me hard too. *High five*

  113. Anonymous said, on November 6, 2007 at 3:50 am

    successfully parrying all 15 hits of chun-li’s super gets me hard too. *High five*

  114. H-Bats said, on November 23, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    christ, when I dated guys, they were always in for making out, but when it came to sex, they’d often give up. Of course, I wanted sex some 5 times a day… constantly, at some points. Hmmmm, yeah. Possssiibly a nymphomaniac.


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