Gaijin Smash

Glossary

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Anpanman – a popular Japanese anime character created by Takashi Yanase
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Chidori – an attack name from an action anime called Naruto
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daikon – radish
dekai – huge, large
Dodgedick Sense
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gaijin – outsider
gaikokujin – person from an outside place (Gaijin Smash)
Gaijin Intimidation
Gaijin Optic Blast – Foreigners get stared at alot, but if the stare is returned, the recipient instantly turns away
Gaijin Perimeter – This is the gaijin’s natural ability to just repel people. (Gaijin Smash)
Gaijin Power – Ability to get any girl
Gaijin Smash – anytime a Westerner exerts inherent dominance over the Japanese people.
Gaijin Telepathy – No one tells Gaijins anything out of fear, expecting them just to ‘know’ what is going on (Gaijin Smash, You WILL Love Me)
Ganbatte – Go for it or Do your best (Ichinensei After Lunch)
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heiwa – peace
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ichinensei – 1st year students
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Japanese dinosaur – a term my friends and I have started using recently, but I don’t think we coined it. Japanese girls have this weird habit of carrying their (oftentimes multiple) bags in the crease of their elbow…so then their forearm bends up and off to the side. The other arm is often elevated, either thanks to a cell-phone or… God only knows why. Then they have their feet stuffed into some expensive designer uncomfortable shoes, which makes them walk pigeon-toed. The entire stance is pretty comical to look at, and reminds one of a velociraptor, or a t-rex. Thus, we call these girls dinosaurs. With apologies to the velociraptors and t-rexes for being compared to these brainless slaves of fashion.
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kancho – Japanese game school children play; “kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt.”
Kancho Approach
Kancho Assassins
Kancho Sense – The ability to detect, predict or deflect a Kancho attempt.
Kimigayo – Japanese national anthem
kotatsu – a table with a small heater underneath. You can put a large blanket over the kotatsu, so everyone can sit around it, put their legs under the blanket, and share the warmth. Used instead of a ventilated heater for the entire house.
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ninensei – 2nd year students
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Ohayo gozaimasu – Good morning!
oppai – Woman’s breast
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Rasengan – an attack name from an action anime called Naruto
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Sabaku Sousou! – Desert Coffin! from an action anime called Naruto?
sannensei – 3rd year students
Sekai! – Correct!
sumaru dikku – small dick
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yakiniku – Raw meat served at a restaurant in small portions, which you cook yourself
yakuza – Japanese mafia (Az Fails at Dating)
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Zannen! – Too bad!

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Posted in Uncategorized by gaijinsmashnet on September 18, 2006